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honey bees for sale, bee business selling out - $1
On Fri, May 13, 2011 at 1:08 AM, Lieutenant J. Dangle <l..@...com> wrote:
How much are you asking, and can they be weaponized ?
On Fri, May 13, 2011 at 2:54 PM, Adolph Pescobar <t..@...com> wrote:
i was asking 170 each but if you buy more, ill go down on the price. what do u mean by meaponized?
On Fri, May 13, 2011 at 3:42 PM, Lieutenant J. Dangle <l..@...com> wrote:
Now that I think about it, not really sure what I meant by meaponized.
I'd still like to know if they can be trained though, or at the very least can be directed to follow a certain route. Also, how do they respond to interrogations ?
On Fri, May 13, 2011 at 6:12 PM, Major Pickles <m..@...com> wrote:
Lieutenant Dangle,
We still need 220,000 additional highly trained military-grade bees and
53,000 yellow African hornets by the end of June to be used in audio/video
surveillance and precision nanobot drops in Iran (under third and fourth div.). Please
negotiate a bulk purchase with the buyer. For budgetary approval contact
Col. H. Higgins (d. 319x766829).
Major P.L. Pickles
Third Underground Division/USDSB
BSA MDI 500, Box 137
Thousand Oaks, CA 91362
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On Fri, May 13, 2011 at 9:08 PM, Lieutenant J. Dangle <l..@...com> wrote:
So, Adolph is it ? How many hives can you supply and how soon can you deliver ?
As you can see I got the major riding my ass, and I need as many of
those little bastards as you can provide.
Don't worry about them being trained, I personally don't give a shit
if they're deaf, blind and puerto rican, but protocol requires that
you reply confirming that they're highly trained and military-grade,
so that we can get this transaction over with.
Your asking price of $170 per hive is acceptable.
Lt. Jim Dangle
USAF/USDSB
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On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 7:10 PM, Adolph Pescobar <t..@...com> wrote:
Lt. Jim Dangle,
yes they're highly trained and military-grade,
$170 per hive
we have over 60 hive and would be ready by the 25 th, or sooner.
where do you want them delivered?
how would i get my funds?
do u need any more bees? or equitment. i have some more friend in AZ that are selling some bees too.
Thanks alot
Adolph
On Sun, May 15, 2011 at 2:42 PM, Major Pickles <m..@...com> wrote:
Mr. Pescobar,
I have received a message from Lt. Dan about the 60 military-grade bee
hives available for immediate sale. Col. Higgins has asked for you to
complete this questionnaire:
1. Average bee age (range within 2 days)
2. Average size of Thorax (in mm)
3. Max lifting capability per bee (in grams)
4. The color of abdomen (RBG value)
5. Queen's health (rating 1-100 for every hive)
6. Bee's friendliness to humans (rating 1-100)
7. Bee's friendliness to canines (rating 1-100)
8. Bee's friendliness to small animals (rating 1-100)
9. Bee's friendliness to each other (rating 1-100)
11. Bee's ability to comprehend verbal orders (rating 1-100)
12. Bee's ability to survive a chemical attack (rating 1-100)
13. Bee's ability to carry a mission with supervision (rating 1-100)
14. Bee's ability to carry a mission without supervision (rating 1-100)
15. Bee's ability to defend itself from yellow-jacket hornets (rating 1-100)
16. Bee's ability to defend itself from green-jacket hornets (rating 1-100)
17. Bee's ability to survive without food/shelter (in hours)
Please answer the questions above to the best of your ability. Should your
stock be chosen, Col. Higgins will issue a government P.O. to proceed with
the acquisition.
P.S. Do you have up to 53,000 yellow or green jacket military-grade, healthy
hornets for sale?
P.P.S. Have you insured your bees with Lloyd's of London in case of arson
and/or theft?
Major P.L. Pickles
Third Underground Division/USDSB
BSA MDI 500, Box 137
Thousand Oaks, CA 91362
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On Mon, May 16, 2011 at 4:42 PM, Lieutenant J. Dangle <l..@...com> wrote:
Just wanted to tell you not to worry about all of the Major's
questions -- you can just answer them the best you can and bullshit
the rest, it's not important, just protocol.
As soon as that's complete we can discuss payment arrangements.
Lt. Jim Dangle
USAF/USDSB
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On Mon, May 16, 2011 at 12:05 PM, Adolph Pescobar <t..@...com> wrote:
1. Average bee age (range within 2 days): 2 days to 2 yrs
2. Average size of Thorax (in mm): 8mm
3. Max lifting capability per bee (in grams): 2gram
4. The color of abdomen (RBG value): black and yellow
5. Queen's health (rating 1-100 for every hive): 100
6. Bee's friendliness to humans (rating 1-100): 80
7. Bee's friendliness to canines (rating 1-100): 80
8. Bee's friendliness to small animals (rating 1-100): 80
9. Bee's friendliness to each other (rating 1-100): 100
11. Bee's ability to comprehend verbal orders (rating 1-100): 2
12. Bee's ability to survive a chemical attack (rating 1-100): 70
13. Bee's ability to carry a mission with supervision (rating 1-100): 100
14. Bee's ability to carry a mission without supervision (rating 1-100): 100
15. Bee's ability to defend itself from yellow-jacket hornets (rating 1-100): 100
16. Bee's ability to defend itself from green-jacket hornets (rating 1-100): 100
17. Bee's ability to survive without food/shelter (in hours): over 60 days!!
please call me at 417 ### #### if u have any other questions or problems, i could gladly help you out.
On Mon, May 16, 2011 at 5:45 PM, Major Pickles <m..@...com> wrote:
Mr. Pescobar,
Col. Higgins was mostly pleased with your answers (especially answer #17). He did, however, ask me for the following:
1. Bee's ability to comprehend verbal orders is set at 2. You must retrain your bees to be at military-grade D or D+ and verbal comprehension level must be set above 10.
2. You have overestimated the bee's ability to defend itself from green and yellow jacket hornets, as even our elite "Red" mutant bee sub-division from Chernobyl is rated at 77. Please restate these with more appropriate numbers.
3. Bee's friendliness to each other is rated at 100, which is fine, except that implies homosexual relations, as well. As you probably know the military does not discriminate against homosexual persons, but that does not apply to animal and insect divisions. While female-female intercourse is widely accepted for bees and hornets, Gen. Mitchell strictly prohibits any male-male relations. Please annihilate all male-male homosexual bees or lower your rating, whichever is easier.
4. You have stated a rating of 100 for non-supervised missions. Col. Higgins would like to receive all maps (in TIFF format) of all non-supervised missions your bees have flown, as per Petition 13.7.1 of 2004.
5. Since Lt. Dan will be the one to train your bees for particular missions, he had inquired if your bees have flown heavy in any standard military formations.
Please respond to these questions ASAP, so we can move the process along.
Major P.L. Pickles
Third Underground Division/USDSB
BSA MDI 500, Box 137
Thousand Oaks, CA 91362
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On Mon, May 17, 2011 at 4:40 PM, Lieutenant J. Dangle <l..@...com> wrote:
Adolph ?
Lt. Jim Dangle
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